COPY CHOPS

by Emma Loveday

Sharpen your selling chops and write disgustingly good stories that turn ordinary moments into extraordinary sales masterpieces. Notoriously melodramatic, frequently outrageous, classic over-sharer, and bloody good at keeping prospects hooked and primed to buy. 60% av. open rate, 5.6% av. CTR and frequent reciever of replies like, "Emma, this is why you're the GOAT! This was so much fun!" to - wait for it - SALES emails. LET'S GO!

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my account got hacked 😭

I’m writing to you today from my sick bed. Snot-riddled tissues pepper my duvet, each one hoping I’ll quit re-using them 'til my finger pokes through and just get a damn fresh one.Poor sods. This makes 6 days of being what I hate most - a mouth breather. *shudders* So yeah, I’ve been pretty Moody Mary this week on account of the lack of oxygen and a complete inability to think clearly. Which is why it was NOT cool when, on Thursday, my Linkedin account got hacked! YES, I DID FREAK OUT. “Holy...

3 months ago • 4 min read

🪓chop off his head.

Surely *everyone* has that relative who’s batshit-bonkers? Totally lovable, utterly random, and at risk of having a meltdown at any given moment because ‘I’m constantly either a bit too hot or a bit too cold, there's no in-between!’. No? For me, it’s Auntie Ange. We love her (even though she can’t look left). #NoJoke Because, over another quiche lunch - “everyone likes quiche, don’t they” - she comes out with gems like this… “He’d be good-looking if he didn’t have a head” She was telling us...

5 months ago • 2 min read

💦"There's a c0Nd0M on my foot, Emma"

**voicenote to client** "...how does Wednesday look to chat about Jan newslett- OI! *bang, bang, bang* GET AWAY FROM MY BINS!! *BANG, BANG* GO ON! - Sorry about that... some magpie keeps poking holes in our bins before the collection men arrive" And that's how it all began. 5 days before we were due to hand the keys back to our Landlady, I swooped up an obligatory 'gotta share this with my list' story. #ClassicEmma (This would be a good time to remind anyone playing catch-up that we've moved...

7 months ago • 4 min read

🎺Authority Dampener [Example inside]

Last week, a client in my group programme posted something I've been gagging to share with you beauties. This client experienced something impressive. My client is impressive, in and of themselves. But they weren't sure HOW to share this experience. I want you to read their first post in the group. ☝️DON'T SCROLL BEYOND IT. (Yes, that's an order) #SassySundays Because before you go on to read my thoughts and feedback, what do you notice? Think about that first, then I'll shed some light on...

9 months ago • 7 min read

dismissive handwave

Last week I went to a networking event and met some truly lush people. We hugged, we laughed, we gawped in wonder at how the magician guessed what country we were thinking of?! Even more impressive, my new mate - she might not know it yet but she's never getting rid of me now - said to him, "You asked me to think of a number... you haven't guessed it yet!" And HE said, "You're right, but I hope that's not what you really think of me" Eh?! *blink blink* There I stood. The only one out of the...